You've Gotta Be Kidding Me! (Avengers x Reader)

Let's say that this is post-Age of Ultron where Pietro was still alive, Bruce hadn't wonder off to who knows where, Loki is on Earth to redeem his sins, Laura Barton never exist, and Brutasha never happened.

I own nothing. Not the Avengers, not the characters, and not the pic.

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When you opened your eyes, you instantly regretted it.

"Ugh!"

You shielded your eyes from the burning light. When your eyes finally adapted to the lightings, you took in your surroundings. You were in a familiar room. But you didn't think you've been there before. It just that you thought you knew this room. It was quiet, but not dead quiet. You kept looking around you in silence, until a voice startled you.

"Good morning, miss."

"Who's there?!" You immediately jumped out of the bed you'd been on.

"Please do not be alarmed, miss. My name is JARVIS, an Artificial Intelligence created by my master, Anthony Stark."

Hearing this, you scoffed. JARVIS? Anthony Stark? Okay, this was either a dream or someone was pulling prank on you. "Yeah, right. And I fell from the sky to SHIELD's Helicarrier, saved by Captain America, and was treated by Dr. Bruce Banner in Stark Tower. Or is it Avengers Tower?" You said sarcastically.

You admitted that you loved Marvel. The new Avengers movie that came out was fantastic and it left an impression on you. In fact, you just watched it a few days ago. Or was it weeks ago? Or hours ago? Wait, why your memories were a blur? You couldn't remember what happened before you woke up in the room.

"Miss? Are you okay?"

It took a moment for you to regain your composure. "Yeah, I'm fine. So, care to explain what happened? You can't be the real JARVIS. As much as how I wanted you to be, JARVIS only exist in Marvel Universe. Where is this? How did I end up here? What happened? Who are you and what do you want?"

"One moment, miss."

You raised an eyebrow. Now he intended to make you wait? Whoever that guy who pretended to be JARVIS was, his voice could seriously pass as Paul Bettany's.

A sound of door sliding open made you turned around to see what it was. And God did you not regret doing it.

"OH MY GOD. ROBERT DOWNEY JR?!"

"Who?" That short man, who clearly was Robert Downey Jr. a.k.a Iron Man actor, frowned. Now you didn't care if it was a prank pulled by your friends. You got to meet Downey after all!

"Oh God, are you really?! What did I do to deserve meeting you?! Gosh!" You started squealing.

"Hey, JARVIS? Are you sure she's not mentally broken?"

"Yes, sir. I ran full scan of her and right now the amount of dopamine in her brain is increasing- indicating that she's happy. Aside from that, I am 100% sure she is fine."

It was your turn to frown. "What? What scan?"

Downey chuckled and looked at you. "Follow me."

Slightly confused, you followed him.

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"So… Mr. Downey?" You called.

"Who is this Downey that you keep speaking of?"

"You, of course!"

"Well, dear." He grinned as he inched closer to you. "My name is Tony, Tony Stark. Feel free to call me Tony, not that name of someone I don't even know about."

You had to fight the urge to roll your eyes. "Well, Tony," You emphasized his name, "If you keep insisting on playing the whole Iron Man act, then I will play along."

His face was now confused, it looked like you just now. But he decided to say nothing as the elevator dinged and you two exited the cramped lift. He led you to a spacious room. On your way, you looked around. Now you knew why it felt familiar. That place you were in was designed close to the Avengers Tower in the movie. Whoever did this prank, they really outdid themselves.

"And here we are!"

"What took you so long, Tony?"

"Brother Anthony! I see that the lady has woken up!"

"Oh, she's awake."

"Hey, Cap! That girl you saved is awake!"

"She is?"

You gaped.

No.

Freaking.

Way.

"Now I'm sure I must be dreaming." You muttered.

"What was it, sunshine?" Downey, you mean Tony, asked with that annoying smile. "So! Let me introduce you to-"

"Chris Hemsworth, Jeremy Renner, Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, and of course, Chris Evans. Oh, and there's Tom Hiddleston. Yes, I know their names, thank you very much." You mumbled under your breath. "I thought Evans hasn't shaved since Age of Ultron filming was done? And where's Paul Bettany to complete the Avengers? Oh, even better, why don't you add Samuel L. Jackson and Cobie Smulders?"

"Okay, dear lady who seems to know whoever name that you mistaken for us, I will correct those names for you." Tony sighed. "Meet Thor and his brother Loki who finally decided to stop being an evil or Odin would toss him into whatever-it-is again." He gestured to Hemsworth and Hiddleston. "Those two smitten assassins over there (TONY! SHUT UP!) are Clint Barton, known as Hawkeye, and Natasha Romanoff, or Black Widow." He pointed at Renner and Johansson. "The twins, Pietro and Wanda Maximoff." Olsen and Taylor-Johnson waved at you. "The Cap, Steve Rogers." Evans nodded politely. "And lastly, Bruce Banner, who can turn into the massive Hulk! Add me, and this is the Avengers! Don't ask where Vision, Falcon, or Rhodey are. Falcon and Rhodey are clearly in a mission and Vision is off to wherever he wants."

You scoffed again. "This might be the best time to wake up. Okay, wake up!" You close your eyes and tried to wake yourself. "Wake up!"

"What are you doing?" Renner, or Clint, asked.

"Why can't I wake up?" You mumbled. And then, you slapped yourself, hard. "OW! DAMN, THAT HURTS!" Your eyes widened. "Huh? It hurts? So this is not a dream? Oh, then this must be a prank. So, can someone please explain what the hell happened to me and who organized this prank?"

Chris Evans (that hot guy) stepped forward. "I believe I can answer that."

And so he began his story. He said that when they were in the Helicarrier, he saw something falling out from the sky. That something turned out to be you, who were unconscious. He immediately saved you and took you inside the Helicarrier to get you checked up. When they were dropped off on the Avengers Tower, they had Bruce who awaited there to treat you. Ha, great story, wasn't it? You made that to sass back at the so-called JARVIS.

"Yeah, nice story, Captain. I was the one who made that story after all." You shook your head. "The Avengers isn't real, okay? They're just imagination! They only exist in Marvel Universe! Besides, there's just no way someone could have super powers like-"

"Like this?"

Taylor-Johnson was suddenly behind you. "Ack! How did you do that?!"

"Hm? Do what?" And now he was sitting beside Olsen.

"Pietro, don't scare her."

You took a step back. It suddenly seemed dangerous to be in that room. "Okay… I don't know how you do that, but clearly there must be something wrong here…"

"Something wrong indeed." Hiddleston sighed in his attractive British accent as he, who was supposed to be sitting on the couch beside Hemsworth, walked passed from behind you with a bottle of coke in his hand.

"I-I thought you were there!" You pointed at the couch.

"I was."

"Then how-"

"It's not hard to teleport, mortal."

"What-"

"Are you okay? You look a bit blue." Ruffalo, who now you started to think as the real Bruce Banner, walked towards you.

"No! Stay where you are!"

"Miss-"

You slid down and sat on the floor, head in your hands. "This is not real. It can't be. It can't be. It can't be."

"Miss, take a deep breath-"

"SHUT IT!"

"I'm sorry, is this the wrong time to come?"

A new voice made you turn around, only to see a weird person with red and green head and also a shining cape coming in. "V-Vision?" You croaked out, trying to make sure of the situation.

"Uh, yes. Do I know you?"

And that was the cue for you to pass out.

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"You've gotta be kidding me."

"We're not."

"But there's just no way-"

"And there's just no way for you to come from a dimension where it seems so peaceful."

"It's not peaceful! War still happens!"

"Yes, but no outer space threat? Really?"

"It's just a fiction!"

"Well it's not. Look at Loki."

When you regained your consciousness, you were still surrounded by the Avengers. The real Avengers. It made you accept the fact that it was not, indeed, a dream.

"So, I fell out from the sky." Steve nodded. "And this is the Avengers Tower." He nodded again. "You all have no idea what happened to me since Dr. Banner, Stark, Thor, and even Loki knows nothing." They nodded. "And I can't even remember what happened before it!"

"Hey, we'll found out about it." Vision said reassuringly.

"How do you know that I'm not evil?" You asked.

"He's worthy of Mjölnir, and he can see pass you. He knows." Thor said with a smile.

"Are you sure you can help me regain my memory?"

"With all our might."

"How?"

"Well, let's start with you telling us your name."

"It's (y/n), (y/n) (l/n)."